Welcome to Black Salt Mercantile
Black Salt Mercantile is a little general store for music, graphic noise, bad ideas, and wearable civil disobedience.
By day, I’m a full-time graphic artist...by night, a musician, independent artist, self-producer, and maker of things that refuse to behave.
This shop is home to band shirts, band logos, album artwork, and music merch from the Black Salt universe, and whatever else crawls out of the speakers next.
It’s also where the non-music stuff lives: anti-surveillance, anti-compliance, pro-Christian, dark humor, and controversy with a pulse...
I understand the irony. I don’t love the machine....but I also have bills.
Welcome to Black Salt Mercantile.
Disclaimer: Wear at your own risk.
NEW DESIGN - 6/19/2026
For the mechanically inclined and emotionally over it.
A fake repair-manual tribute to the infamous armored bulldozer that turned “I’ve had enough” into a full-blown engineering project. Industrial, absurd, and dangerously committed to the bit...complete with teardown-manual energy, heavy equipment attitude, and the kind of problem-solving HR departments and city halls prefer you not explore.
For garage philosophers, heavy machinery enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever looked at society and thought, “This could use a complete rebuild.”
Based on a complete teardown and poor conflict resolution.
Municipal Dispute Resolution Vehicle Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|